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My ass will not be the first thing you notice and I don’t need your approval. I definitely don’t want to associate myself with someone who puts such an emphasis on MY body.

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There’s a party in your booty.

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I would invite all my friends over to our Tribeca loft where the elevator opens right into the apartment. Inside there are 42 high-powered industrial fans that are constantly blowing so that her hair is always in motion, looking FLAWLESS.