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You own eight pairs of loafers and you can’t remember purchasing one of them. You go into your closet to get dressed and you come out, every time, looking like Mason Disick.

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I was once a huge fan of shows like Bones. Interesting, dynamic people doing interesting, dynamic things. Problems to solve and crises to avoid. I’d tune in religiously. And then the show became fangirl fodder.

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My favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate-chip, or mint chocolate-chip, or really anything at all except for pralines and cream, which I think I would only eat if I were truly desperate.