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37 Guys Describe Their Most Awkward, Humiliating, And Hilarious Public Erection

37 Guys Describe Their Most Awkward, Humiliating, And Hilarious Public Erection

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“I posed for a private all-female Catholic college as a figure model for their art class and got a boner.”

23 Things Guys Wish Girls Would Do More Often In Bed (Or At Least Once!)

23 Things Guys Wish Girls Would Do More Often In Bed (Or At Least Once!)

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“The first time my wife and I had sex, she licked me clean afterwards. She hasn’t done it since.”

Awkward Erections: 25 Men Discuss The Most Embarrassing Public Boners Of Their Lives

Awkward Erections: 25 Men Discuss The Most Embarrassing Public Boners Of Their Lives

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“At my uncle’s funeral. My cousin looks really hot when she is crying. Yes. I’m going to hell.”

Ladies, What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day? (37 Women Take A Stab At The Answer)

Ladies, What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day? (37 Women Take A Stab At The Answer)

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“I’d walk around town rockin’ a boner in basketball shorts.”

27 Women Ask The Question They’ve Always Wanted To Know About Men (And 27 Men Answer)

27 Women Ask The Question They’ve Always Wanted To Know About Men (And 27 Men Answer)

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“What does a vagina feel like when you’re inside of it?”

15 Men On How Many Times They Get Hard Throughout The Day

15 Men On How Many Times They Get Hard Throughout The Day

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“Two or three times a day for me. It’s not as extreme as some women would think.”

50 Sex Tips For Guys (From 50 Guys)

50 Sex Tips For Guys (From 50 Guys)

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“Start like a butterfly landing on a flower, finish like a bulldog eating mayonnaise.”

Mysteries Of The Male Body: 24 Women Ask The Questions They’ve Been Dying To Ask

Mysteries Of The Male Body: 24 Women Ask The Questions They’ve Been Dying To Ask

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“Why are some guys’ butt cheeks bare and some hairy?”

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