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Sometimes I’m scared to go get stuff from the attic, spiders are terrifying. But I do it anyways.

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While the man is occasionally the smaller spoon, it is common knowledge that any man who acts as the little spoon any more than five percent of the time has little to no say in the relationship.

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Yeah, that’s right. I started to get a boner while talking to my GRANDMA. Were you just trying to punk me? I don’t get it. Your behavior was super hurtful.