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Why is it OK for a man to walk around with his shirt off but it’s not OK for a woman to do it?

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… I boarded a domestic flight from Minneapolis, Minnesota to San Jose, California with five pounds of explosives strapped to my legs. 

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So one day you wake up and for no apparent reason you’re thinking about your friend Jamie. You haven’t talked to Jamie in, I don’t know, 2 years. But there she is, her virtual self staring you in the face. Never mind, whatever, you go on with your day.  And then there’s that distinctive pluck of harp strings announcing a new text message: it’s from Jamie!