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What is blue balls? Basically, “blue balls” is intense sexual frustration that comes from having sex denied or interrupted.

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“It’s like having a parasite that sucks blood from your brain, causing you to make really bad decisions.”

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“I enjoy it when you give me the ‘silent treatment’ because I don’t have to listen to you.”

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I don’t care if someone said they’d spend the night and you took that to mean something more. If someone doesn’t want to have sex with you – tough luck.

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A new study appearing in Sleep Science this month by Luis Marin and colleagues at the Federal University of São Paulo, Brazil shows that masturbation can help ease Restless Leg Syndrome, also known as the Jimmy Legs.