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North Carolina resident Dana Willis found her own way to figure out how much snow she was looking at outside. And, um, well, it’s definitely interesting, and definitely NSFW.

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You wear leggings under your jeans and you have approximately five sweaters on underneath your flannel, which means you walk like a penguin and reach for things like your arms are sewn to your waist.

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Take online quizzes and personality tests. We all know that’s your guilty pleasure.

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Snuggies are also a great idea.

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But in the winter, all the rules changed.

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You see the strangest things during extreme weather.

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Last month, the day following a blizzard, I took a 90-minute walk around Brooklyn during which every sentence I spoke contained the word “slop.” Here’s a 2-minute Mp3 of that walk called “Slop.”