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1. The real Miley Cyrus is dead and buried in the desert. The Miley Cyrus now is an imitator.

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Much of America is currently in a SERIOUS ARCTIC BLAST. This of course, is a major win for office watercooler areas everywhere.

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You’re still more amused by prank phone calls.

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To all you ladies really #wakinguplikedis, ROCK ON.

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The good news: Whatever. I’ll take Blink 182 over T-Swift any damn day.

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I can hear it now … the unmistakable brass jingle that introduces the chorus of Jason Derulo’s “Talk Dirty.” I can picture the cool dance they do with their silhouetted bodies in the music video.

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Cool video.

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6. Men will always hold back, because they are afraid.

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Blink-182 has been one of the most entertaining and influential bands for over twenty years. Here’s some of their best work so far.

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You are the “fun one” in your friend group, who may have some questionable life views but is a safe bet to have by your side for a night out.