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Given a reasonably attractive partner of either sex, I would have had sex at least twice a day this past week.

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“One thing is obvious: it’s much easier to reach orgasm with someone who has the same type of genitals as you.”

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Bisexuals are like the UFOs of the sexual world – few believe they exist and the ones who swear they do are often regarded with a degree of contempt and lunacy.

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You told some of our friends that you planned to marry me. That if you would to get married, that girl will be me.

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The interesting thing about porn is that people are actually having sex in it. This in itself is weird. If you watch a movie about an archaeologist with five o’clock shadow who is trying to recover the Ark of the Covenant, well, he’s not actually doing these things. If you watch a movie about a plucky band of rebels who rescue a princess and blow up a moon-sized space station, well, that’s not really happening either.