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She said, “I’ve got to talk to you about sex. . . I’ve been thinking a lot about it.” At first, I figured she was going to talk about birth control, but no, she told me she didn’t want to go to bed with me anymore. Or she wanted to, but she didn’t think it was good for her. Two weeks ago she turned 32, and she wants to get married and have kids, and the biological clock is ticking away.

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I would love to have a family one day soon, but the thing is I don’t even have someone to go on a date with.

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You see said baby and think to yourself, “Yeah, I could do this. Look at these little feet. And toes. And oh my god – did she just poop herself?”

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“I’m never having children.” “I don’t want any kids.” “I’ve just never felt the urge.” These, and many other phrases, are strings of words I have loved to hear over the years.

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Berating any woman for wanting to take some steamy selfies is a waste of time. Is it hurting you? Nah. If anything, enjoy the view.

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You have your whole life to get a career. This is not true about having a baby.