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Instead of talking to the public about sexual assault and how it’s wrong, Cosby’s just gonna tell people how to get away with it.

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The setup for the punchline is fantastic but you’ll have to wait for it. Believe me, skipping ahead will just ruin the timing on this one.

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“In the blink of an eye, Cosby has gone from America’s Dad to America’s Dirty Uncle.”

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“I understand that the doctor had to spank me when I was born, but I really don’t see any reason he had to call me a whore.”

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You might have thought I’m going to judge Mr. Cosby on his latest sexual assault allegations and make a snap decision that he is guilty and therefore can suck my dick.

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Why must an extreme show of authenticity be necessary for them to believe something an individual would get no benefit from lying from?

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Music is an art, and Eminem is an artist, and he has the right to say whatever he wants to say. But that doesn’t mean he should.

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“Have you watched The Cosby Show recently? It’s creepy,” my friend asked from the pool.

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Taylor Swift—NOBODY IS ACTUALLY THAT NICE.

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“Change your thoughts and you change your world.” —Norman Vincent Peale