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Police officer caught on camera doing something truly shocking — but it’s not what you might think.

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But really, who comes up with this sh*t??

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3. Bike lanes are respected by no one.

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Every time I see a “Share the Road” bumper sticker I think, “Really? Then perhaps you ought to share the cost.”

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4. I used to make him pretend to be my dog. I made him wear a Dalmatian costume and named him Prudence. His “doghouse” was the hallway closet.

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“I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone who knows the wifi password here.”

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I realized through all of this that it didn’t matter if I ran a red light or stopped for it, whether I sat behind a line of slow moving cars or wove between them, whether I passed a bus on the left or on the right. Drivers were going to hate my presence no matter what.

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5. monofloral honey produced by nomadic beekeepers in Sicily