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“I am convinced that Sasquatch exists, but whether it is all it is cracked up to be is another matter altogether.”

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Is it Bigfoot?

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“There were three creatures standing in the kitchen. Two of them were short grey creatures with a thicker neck than described with the eyes closer to the sides of their heads. They wore silver jumpsuits.”

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Don’t read these right before bed.

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Carl was determined to finish the article pertaining to his beloved Acorns getting the nation’s top quarterback. Brenda could simply trod on over to the table, pick up the envelope, and see for herself. But no, Brenda was too lazy for that.

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Female redheads are either very hot or very not.

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To PETA there’s no difference between hooking a Trout and shooting to death a highly intelligent ape man. No. Difference.

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“The first reported attacks occurred in March 1995 in Puerto Rico. In this attack, eight sheep were discovered dead, each with three puncture wounds in the chest area and completely drained of blood.”