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The Dollar Menu is the perfect way to get an insane amount of food for next to nothing. And then there’s the added bonus of being able to roll around in the wrappers like you’ve just had some dude “make it rain” rap-video-style on you.

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6. You become the psycho jealous girlfriend.

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Whether you’re looking to completely transform your body or just drop a few pounds before Christmas, you need to be prepared for a mental battle.

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Okay, what the hell just happened?

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A decent chance that you will get scalding hot fries, the most punishingly beautiful sensation the body can experience.