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The guy who is just too good for anyone. He is either a doctor or a lawyer with a fancy education and a fancy car, he’s super picky and doesn’t really see himself settling down with anyone – ever. He’s probably in his early to mid-thirties and will forever be single and too good for anyone.

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If you want to spread your arms wide and circle around with glee as you take in the New York City scenery, do it on the right side of the sidewalk. The right side is for standing or slow pedestrians while the left side is for passing.

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New Yorkers’ way of life could perplex anyone, but perhaps the transplant with the most to learn is the humble country bumpkin, a rare genus of American prevailing from the so-called Flyover States.

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Whether you’re new to New York or a stranger to Seattle, if you’re single you come to the city with the hope that you’ll meet the man or woman of your dreams. Bigger city, bigger chance of love, right?

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A “late drink” can mean literally ANYTHING to city people.

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Eliminate money as a stressor.

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“Dude those are so fresh,” I said. And they were. They were Converse All-Star High-Tops, Hawaiian flower print edition—available only to select Chinese retailers in 2012—and they looked hella clean.

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Now that that cute barista knows your ridiculous order like the back of his hand, ask him out.