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Unlikely best friends find each other in a world gone crazy? Ringing any bells?

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Watermelon? Pumpkins? Marmite?!!!

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In my memory, he is smiling. His hair is blond, nearly as white as his teeth, and his skin is the color of peanut butter. His entire body is wrapped in iridescent blue spandex; it shimmers, but not so brightly as the silver rope trim and the rhinestones arranged in swirling galaxies across his broad chest.