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LIBRA: You would be in a showmance by the first week, so everyone would want to break you and your partner apart. Of course, you’ll care more about the fact that you found love in the house than the fact you’ve lost 750k.

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It’s about time these bullies leave the Big Brother house.

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Jack has been portrayed as the sexy, animal loving, Jason Momoa doppelganger — but in reality, he has said some unforgivable things. 

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Unfortunately, no one owes you anything. No matter how nice you are, they are not obligated to give you their loyalty, trust, or attention. 

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As soon as these celebrities walk through the doors, they will have absolutely NO privacy. And we will all be around to watch the catfights and flames.

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Virgo: Brandi Glanville. You’re sweet as can be when you get along with someone, but you aren’t afraid to put a bitch in her place either. 

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Jessica. You get attached to people easily. As soon as you fall for someone new, you cling tightly to them. And you would do anything to defend them. 

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In seventh grade, I catfished the most popular girl in school. Mind you, this was before the term “catfish” was coined.

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There is nothing your sister/brother(s) can ever do to push you away.

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Gemini: You’re Paulie. Some days, you walk around with a smirk stuck to your face. On other days, you cry over the sight of a butterfly.