11. You pee rainbows.
Do you ever see someone so talented that you’re just like, “Well, fuck it, might as well just go crawl in a hole and cover myself with dirt like the cocaine spider, because nothing I do will ever compare to…
Please have tissues ready, and go hug someone that you love.
Of all of her films, Bette Midler claims that Hocus Pocus is still her favorite.
Buy a goofy key chain from a gas station because it has your name on it — or sigh because they never have your name.