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Beta is the new Alpha.

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“He has a big jacked-up truck that has all these extra mods on it to make it loud and gaudy-looking.”

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Crazy, as in, up-the-wall.

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Take a passive man and a passive woman, and you’ve created a recipe for disaster. Gentlemen, the reason she’s shy and insecure is because you are not taking the lead or putting in that much effort.

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4.
“I’m a male feminist.”

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I am basically living proof that nice guys do indeed finish last. Always. In all aspects of life.