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Don’t worry, Fiona Apple is on here.

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This will be the greatest six seconds of your day.

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If you don’t love Queen do me a favor and get out of my life forever.

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Your wifi automatically connects at all the fast food places within a ten mile radius of your home and work.

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If the Oscars had a horror category, here’s who would have won for the last 40 years.

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Even if you didn’t enjoy the Oscars or you were some sort of monster that didn’t love 12 Years a Slave or Dallas Buyers Club, there was still plenty of jokes flying out on Twitter.

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Freud has said that our two goals in life are human connection and achievement.

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Don’t bank on Disney movie magic or divine intervention to make things happen if you’re sitting around idle.

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While it didn’t seem like a lot of horror came out this year, there were some notable films.

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Stop making excuses and blaming others for your shortcomings.