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Opinions. None of your opinions matter. And all of your facts are wrong. I know a lot of things. But in any one topic there are people who know 1000x more than I do.

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Keys. They might be the reason why you’re always late for work. You can’t find your car keys that you placed on the table, but you found them in the fruit bowl in your dining room.

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His name was George. I never met him, nor do I have the slightest idea as to how or when he died.

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Sit down and have a cry. You’re going to cry a lot.