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All the Biebs wanted was to get some chicken with his crew, but it went very, very wrong when a band of Beliebers picked up on his trail.

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One of my favorite things to do on Twitter is post ridiculously fake text conversations that are supposed to be between me and a really famous person.

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6:13 am: Wakes up to a text from Usher that reads, “Happy Burfday lil man.” Groggily texts back “YEAH!” Usher replies with a winking emoji. Falls back to sleep.

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Tumblr users share a number of recurring gimmicks – love for Nutella, appreciation for artfully decorated cupcakes, floral print dresses, Starbucks beverages, rainy Paris passageways, and celestial landscapes of Helvetica-emblazoned skylines. They display a propensity to reblog film photos from disposable cameras…