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About once a day, you ask someone to call your phone because you can’t find it.

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Growing up, my family was “that family” — the ones who were always late to everything.

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When you text someone that you’re “5 mins away” it means you’re still sitting on your couch in your sweatpants.

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Everyone is late. Likewise, everyone knows that providing a small excuse as a white lie can be a great way to avoid hurting someone’s feelings.

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Working through several more jobs, and having to hire and train others, I have come back to this statement time and time again.