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ARIES: Your accomplishments. You’ve done some great things. You’re allowed to brag about them.

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Utter humiliation can be a cherished time in our lives. I’m only now realizing that.

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Before I continue, I feel obligated to include a disclaimer: this is not a recounting of a life-changing event.

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This is how she comes up with non-stop ideas to expand her brand, expand her products, and work on other projects.

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“I was blowing my boyfriend and I really don’t know how this happened, but when he came his semen came straight out of my nose.”

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You have a period. This is not a giant secret. You are not outing the BIG MYSTERY OF MENSTRUATION. We all know. It’s cool, girlfriend.