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I grew up fully aware of the fact that I was never going to be the tall, gorgeous girl that ruled every high school and college campus. I’ve always been too short, and in fact spent most of my high school and college years learning to subtly stand on tiptoes to be the same height as everyone else.

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Thank you, but I can vote, order myself a margarita, and have my own car insurance. I’m not a child.