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A colony of bees can eat up to 100-200 pounds of honey in a single year!

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What’s a bee’s favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!

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Bees, wasps, hornets, anything goes. Here are some guaranteed ways to overreact at the sight of stinging winged insects.

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It’s called capitalism guys, and it’s good when I’m the one consuming.

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I raised my hand toward the swarm and I realized that I was fighting my bodily instincts.

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Vladimir Putin could basically take out all of Manhattan right now if he happened to feel like it. He just could.

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…And it’s getting weird.

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You know what is in Room 101. Everyone knows what is in Room 101.

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You can only catch a yawn from someone that you like. (The same is true for sneezes.)

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The problem with saving animals from extinction is that so many of them are also scary, threatening, and nihilistic. I can’t empathize with them. I have no feeling of kinship with these fellow life forms. These particular animals seem to have been designed by nature specifically to evoke this reaction from me, so I don’t feel bad about it.