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The first bear in space was named “Gizmo”.

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If this were a book I were reading I would screenshot the section to a writer friend and say ‘lol that’s not how things work.’

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Is this about to become the new October Revolution?

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Welcome to the Jersey shore, b*tch.

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Let us raise our razors to the hairless men of the world for all that they do to make themselves beautiful.

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The Brown Bear has found its Kryptonite and it’s the same as everyone else’s.

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Bearly high or fairly high?

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No, not those “bears.”

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Woah, this is incredibly scary but also incredibly awesome. I can’t believe this happened. From the poster: Our Bulldogs actually broke through the railings on our farmer’s porch to confront our guest!

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“Good, yeah,” she said, a loose grip on her phone. And the way she held it, it seemed like a weapon.