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“Now the question I ask is, ‘Do I want this guy to be the father of my children?’”

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Is it because I am tall? Is it because you think my boobs are too small? Was it about my body in any way? Would you tell me the truth if it were? Do you think I’m fat? Are you lying?

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These are things that men used to do in past eras—behaviors that I wish the men of my generation would adopt today.

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1. Nomophobia—the fear of losing cell-phone coverage.

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A new study suggests that beards—those inscrutably popular male fashion accessories that should have perished forever with the Smith Brothers and late-1800s US presidents—are havens of bacterial filth.

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1. “Whose funeral are you going to?”
Answer: Haven’t decided yet.

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You’d be wise not to bro with the flow.

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It is my opinion that beards are a vicious plague and one of the most repulsive things a man can have on his face. I am extremely passionate about this issue.