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Even if my friends give me words of assurance, those wandering eyes of everyone else at the pool don’t help.

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Date a woman who loves the feeling of sunshine against her skin. Who loves listening to the sound of the waves crashing. Who loves hearing live music on the boardwalk.

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No better feeling than 4 minutes into wearing short shorts realizing that your inner thighs are literally tearing themselves apart. Body Glide and baby powder are a thick girl’s #1 necessity.

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Nothing says sun-kissed, effortless like this baked bronzer from e.l.f.

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Are messages in a bottle the new dating trend of 2018? I sure hope so.

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The way your body looks in a swimsuit does not determine your value, worth, HEALTH, purpose or status.

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Soaked from head-to-toe, I jumped up onto my feet, stood up in the knee-deep water, and looked out to the deeper water where the blue orb, looking much bigger than it had from up on the course, rested on top of the waves about 10 yards away from me.

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Even at the beach, you’re looking for things to climb – a tree, a cliff, a rooftop. You’re bored AF when you’re just bumming around and getting tanned.

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Summer is on the way and you know what that means: soaking up the sunshine, lounging by the water, and fully embracing the fact that you should’ve been born as a sea-dwelling mermaid.

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I think it’s time to take a vacation.