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The problem with nice guys is that they think all women are supposed to like them because they do nice things. Some women will not be attracted to you no matter what you do.

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Girls like you though, they believe that they can kiss their knuckles until they’re healed.

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This is for you, little brother, on your 18^th birthday, and for all the other little brothers and sisters who are being asked by life to please leave childhood behind, thank you very much.