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Perhaps one day soon my SO and I will take the loveliest couple selfie ever, and I will actually love it too.

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We all agree breasts are awesome, right? And I don’t mean, like in some creepy ‘I’m staring at your tits’ kinda way. I mean they’re tits – they’re supercool.

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If you’re going to ingest mind-altering substances, and I’m not recommending that you do so (yes, I am); might I recommend mushrooms? Psychedelic mushrooms have many upsides — well, at least two that I can think of.