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I truly believe that ~education is the key~ and if enough people learn My Workplace Bathroom Rules, soon we will be raising an entire generation of bathroom-aware children! 

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups? Or at least pairs? Because it’s safe.

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Which one do you relate with the most?

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When all goes smoothly, it bodes well for the day.

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“When you look at me a bunch of times but never when I look back, what does that mean exactly?”

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When I was a young girl, I went for a walk in a cemetery with my father, and came upon a cherub someone had put a bra and panties on. I didn’t understand it then, but I do now.

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As a generation, we have a reputation of being narcissistic, entitled, and slow to “grow up.” We might as well take it a step further, make our lives a little easier, and put our diapers back on.

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3. Take the last piece of pizza.

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“England is a temple to charm, danger, history, austerity, and beauty. It’s also a monument to inefficiency and complete ass-backwards engineering.”

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Calling the teacher mom by accident was easily the most awkward. All the other kids look at you like you just shit yourself, meanwhile the teacher is at a loss of words.