Basic bitch memes to feed your basic Pinterest-inspired soul.
Libra: Not that basic IRL, but very basic on social media.
It’s online that your basic beast emerges – captions that use Marilyn Monroe quotes, comments you write on other friends’ photos that say something like “Gorgeous!! Coffee date soon?”
Does your pet get more likes than you on Instagram?
I’m basic. Or maybe, just maybe, I like things.
Basic Never Has A Boyfriend Bitch: You named your wifi network Single4Evr, and when your friends ask for the password, “DieAlone.”
Now don’t get me wrong, we still have a few BASIC girls out there that do it for the “insta”, or the image or whatever you want to call it. But there are a lot of people, especially Millennials, who are actually very intentional and conscientious with their purchases. These are people who know they can make a difference, however large or small.
“I hope boys will like me for my brains and not just how good I look.”
His motto is: “Work hard, Play harder.”
4. You’re repulsed by men who use flesh lights but have no problem with women who use dildos.
2. Ironic celebrity perfume