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Virgo: Teaching everyone the proper form for doing a jello shot.

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People whose birthdays are between the 19th to 25th of July are the group of special people born on the cusp of Cancer and Leo.

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12. Capricorn: HAHAHAHHAA. Nah.

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Scorpio: Rough

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Capricorn: The one who drank more than everyone else yet somehow remembers everything.

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Oh, Capricorn is last?

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Aries: Learn to slow the fuck down and listen to both your heart and your mind. There is wisdom within both of these entities, and finding the balance between the two will lead you to success, or at least peace of mind. 

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Cancer: Loving.

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Sagittarius: Hungover.

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Virgo: You’ll never find a perfect person, only imperfect people who are still worth loving.