When an Aries sees something that they want, they go after it without thinking twice. From the very first conversation, they create intense sexual tension with their dirty jokes and subtly sexual comments.
Cancer: They get awkward.
Aquarius: Honestly, this sign is too lazy to cheat. They aren’t going to go through the trouble of swiping through dating sites and hiding text messages and sneaking out to meet up with someone else. Keeping up with one relationship is enough for them.
Aries are actually pretty sensitive. They just don’t let anyone see them cry. When they’re upset, they overcompensate with jokes and sarcasm. They don’t want to be seen as weak, so they act like they don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything — which is a big fat lie.
Virgo: You exposed your weird side too soon.
Obviously we all knew that Scorpios were going to come in as the most crazy exes.
This sign doesn’t want to be stuck doing all the work. It’s tiring. It hurts their jaw. It gets boring. They would rather have sex than get stuck going down on someone for too long, so they try to avoid giving oral whenever possible.
Aries: You have a collection of knives. You have read passages from the Satanic Bible. And you know more than you should about how to perform exorcisms, how to mix together a lethal concoction, and how to hide a body.
Aquarius: Stop selling yourself short. Stop assuming that he doesn’t want to hear from you. If you have his number, then he must not hate you. He must want to hear from you.
To put it simply: Virgos are practical, Geminis are dreamers. This relationship doesn’t work because it’s just an endless stream of mixed messages, confusing signals, and misaligned expectations.