A shot of tequila? Where did this come from? Is someone trying to roofie me?
Everyone should get at least a taste while they’re young.
Wesley, 2.5/5 stars. Why he doesn’t have 0/5 stars: He put four of his business cards in the fishbowl to win a free happy hour and promised you were invited if he won.
Do not trust a guy who orders a vodka soda.
Rum drinkers make the most low-maintenance girlfriends.
Her hand was shaking around the dry martini that she’d ordered, she whispered to herself at odd intervals, and, most worrying, the left side of her face was graced by a dark purple bruise.
The Instigator: She’s the reason everyone is out drinking in the first place. She’s usually the one who handles her liquor the best (from practice) and she’s often found urging everyone to have just one (four) more drink(s).
While every birthday of yours may be important to your family and friends, realistically there are only a few major milestone birthdays that millennials are actually excited about reaching before becoming a full-fledged adult that dreads aging another year.
I’m the snow peaked mountain you’ll never climb, the protected rose garden that’s always in bloom. I am not your sweaty memory
Notice how entirely unimpressed she is. But you know she’s just playing the game.