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As comedian and actress Sarah Silverman once put it, “if you are a woman and you don’t want to get married, you are ‘crazy.’ If you are a man and you don’t want to get married, you are George Clooney.”…

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This is less about sexual attraction and more about seeing if the creator of The View’s face is actually a mask made of grafted pigskin.

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Despite his “zany” style of comedy and physical expression, I imagine Martin Short for the most part enjoys clean, straightforward sex.

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When I saw a dying person for the first time I was six. My mother, father, sister and I were staying at my uncle’s lake house. My aunt was at the end of a battle with cancer. I didn’t know what that meant, but I could see her frailness, how something I couldn’t name was slowly diminishing, draining from her withered features.

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This episode of The View has been remixed brilliantly by a dude named Nick denBoer to resemble an acid trap {or what I would imagine one to be like. All I know is that I’m trippin’, boo). Never have the words, “I was raped, I was molested” sounded so catchy and uplifting, and don’t even get me started on the terrifying tag team that is Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters.

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From the looks of it, we can expect lots of heartwarming stories about heartwarming people doing heartwarming things.