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Nothing but respect for MY presidents.

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As of 3:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, President Trump has officially withdrawn America from the Paris Climate Accord, a global effort aimed at combating climate change.

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For me, my Christianity is based on love. And it’s based on personal convictions. And personally, I’m a badass feminist.

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It’s been three weeks and I already miss the Obamas.

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The transition of power is happening right now.

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“We must release…the Biden!”

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“With the moving vans all loaded up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, how about we mark the end of an era by reflecting on some of the most insane, harebrained assassination plots ever conceived to off the O-man?”

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Obama will clearly be missed.

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In 2015, 90.9% of all Americans were enrolled in health insurance of some kind.

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“I accidentally grabbed Renée Zellweger’s boob.”