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I first learned the word “Namaste” in 2015 in my women’s-only yoga class. Other guys might be intimidated by a policy like that, but as I like to say to my androgynous ophthalmologist, “I don’t see gender.”

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Think back to the last time you didn’t see an advertisement for a whole day. Difficult, isn’t it?

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PlumStruck, a Walmart third-party seller, has managed to sneak a Banksy print called “Destroy Capitalism” on Walmart’s online store — and customers are taking to it.

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Suspended from the ceiling of the Museum of Natural History is a large ceramic Mobius strip, evoking the infinite potential of science. The sculpture is draped in fettuccini. From a speaker, the voice of a carnival barker exhorts passersby to step up and view the Never Ending Pasta Bowl, only $11.99 at the Olive Garden. Boom.

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Surveillance, as a kind of spooky, invisible power that is both inescapable and everywhere, makes us behave and protect ourselves from the law, even when there’s no visible threat of getting caught.

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What your baby did today. The weather. Your boyfriend’s band.