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So I Google imaged her. I was not, and am still not, really interested in her music. I’m interested in the fact that she has bleach blonde hair, eyes set to the width of Kate Moss, a sexed-out, breathiness seemingly emitting from her parted lips, and arms and legs that look like they were carved out of pin-needles. In every picture she’s glamorous.

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These are the men who are unafraid to feel.

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While Miley opens this lyric with a seemingly feminist angle — “I’m a female rebel” — she quickly shifts tone, perhaps revealing the song’s satirical nature when she says that she has a “chipped a nail.”

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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to listen to this on repeat for the rest of the day.