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Only when be really get vulnerable do we find that we’re not alone, that others are struggling, too.

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It’s hard to pinpoint what made us realize we were being catfished. Perhaps it was because Sally and I had been to a Green Day concert and found it weird that we weren’t put on guest list. Perhaps it was because a successful band wouldn’t be online so regularly. Or perhaps it was because obviously, obviously, it was not fucking Green Day.

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I saw my coworkers go home and relax at the end of the day while I drove two hours to play to 12 people in a cafe. Unsurprisingly, trying to have two careers starts to put a strain on the band, the job and relationships.

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You done goofed Kansas State.

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“that is 24 fortes who the f*ck does that.”

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Sorority Noise might be the early summer emo anecdote you’ve been looking for.

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I’m going to tell you exactly what to expect if you get with each member of the band.

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Whether you’re looking to play the field or hoping to have a passionate love affair, dating someone who marches to the beat of his own drum has some major perks.