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40 Banana Puns That Will Make You Burst With Sidesplitting Laughter

40 Banana Puns That Will Make You Burst With Sidesplitting Laughter

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40 Banana Puns That Will Make You Burst With Sidesplitting Laughter

40 Banana Puns That Will Make You Burst With Sidesplitting Laughter

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Where do bananas go to learn? Sundae school.

7 Types Of Asians You’ll Encounter In School

7 Types Of Asians You’ll Encounter In School

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1. The F.O.B: Fresh Off The Boat. With their frilly Hello Kitty sweaters and pleated mini skirts, you can probably hear them first before noticing their quirky fashion sense.

7 Reasons Why That Old Banana You Keep Forgetting To Take Out Of Your Handbag Is Your Best Friend

7 Reasons Why That Old Banana You Keep Forgetting To Take Out Of Your Handbag Is Your Best Friend

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That old banana always puts you before anyone else, even a significant other. You’ve honestly never even SEEN that old banana with another living person or banana—you’re not even really sure about what that old banana is into sexually.

Dear Tuna Melt Lover, Kleptomaniac, and Banana-Chewing Noise

Dear Tuna Melt Lover, Kleptomaniac, and Banana-Chewing Noise

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You’re not getting off the hook either, Kleptomaniac. Specifically, Kleptomaniac-who takes-eight-year-old’s-ocean-bingo-playing-cards-and-action-figures.

The Elegant Secret To Self-Discipline

The Elegant Secret To Self-Discipline

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If I had given the angel on the other shoulder a chance to rebut, she would have explained the foolish tradeoff I was making. I gain twenty minutes or so of low-brow pleasure.

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