Do you have any of these skills?
Walk to the bathroom to brush your teeth but then accidentally walk to the fridge instead to get a snack and then accidentally walk back to your room to put on another episode of your show.
Don’t talk about how you prefer red wine more than white wine. That’s not an interesting piece of information.
Something happened at a friend’s place the other day, and it made me super uncomfortable.
One of my Caucasian friends called another friend of Asian ethnicity a ‘banana’. ‘You’re yellow on the outside but white on the inside’, he explained.
You thank the Universe for the day, and then, you fall asleep easily, without tossing and turning: the first time in weeks.
WOW, SERIOUSLY FUCK OLIVER!!!!
Move over Colour Pop, these are my new favorite liquid lipsticks now! The Lingerie range from NYX is massive, and the shades are beautiful! Oh, and they actually stay on your lips without drying the crap out of them. Sorry Kylie Cosmetics.
I’m just one of the guys, but in the body of a really hot girl.
Just two young white girls in a near-empty Greyhound bus station on a Wednesday morning who need each other to watch our respective stuff while we go to the bathroom or the vending machine.
We were never ripe, were we?
Do I taste the same to you now that we’ve expired?