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By continuing to support the NFL in any way, CG is telling the world that though what happened isn’t good, it’s not bad enough to justice their loss.

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Fox 9 News in Minnesota was discussing the story of Baltimore Raven’s runningback Ray Rice and his alleged attack on his fiancee. I’m assuming the video was supposed to be footage of Rice’s apology, but instead the station ran a clip of someone in a Spiderman costume in some sort of street fight.

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I think Shakespeare was trying to make some kind of strained fish/dolphin metaphor here, which only makes sense in light of the fact that I think he sent me these predictions after drinking all day (he’s kind of going through a thing right now).