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For me, it’s important to dress consciously, lest I misconstrue the fact that Julia Nobis looks stunning in full clown makeup to mean that I probably would as well.

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In “Dream Closets,” I’ll be documenting my favorite closets around New York and the personalities behind each of them.

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Greed is so ugly.

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Which one are you?

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Drive a nice car and occasionally deal with a hit and run. Rebecca Gayheart and Brandy have both accidentally killed people with their cars, okay? It’s chic!

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We don’t condone shoplifting because it’s illegal, embarrassing, and so 2002. But if you’re really jonesing to channel your inner Winona, here are some tips you should follow to avoid being arrested and taken to Shame Spiral Jail.

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Your daily looks are the following: I’m Writing My Suicide Note In Boca, Where Downtown Meets Midtown Meltdown, I’m Going Out With Paul The Banker Tonight And I’m Going To Let Him Put It Anywhere, Cocktails With My Gurls,  Audrey Hepburn CLASSIC CHIC, Why Won’t He Call Me Back?, This Is Me Being Serious Right Now, Edgy, More Edgy, Just A Little Bit of Edgy.

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I am one of those straight dudes who happens to live with an incontrollable gay vibe around himself. I’m comfortable with the fact that I’m into girls, but my taste in music (GAGA!), fashion (BALENCIAGA!), and my hobbies (KNITTING!) seem to mislead many people, particularly impressionable young gay dudes, into ignoring what I say when I try to be honest about my sexual preferences.