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“They can’t go bald.”

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“We hurt, too. We want to be told nice things, too.”

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“Tight equals baldness.”

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“I love it when teeth aren’t perfectly straight.”

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Think about all the money you’ll save!

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Maybe my wife will have such good hair that she’ll make it up for the both of us.

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We live in a society where others judge us based on appearance. Do we look professional? Dangerous? Trustworthy? Friendly? Sexy? You only get one first impression, and barring an intense olfactory output, the initial point of contact is visual. We give off a lot of information about ourselves that way.