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I want you to remember how long you stared at your phone hoping it would ring only it didn’t.

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Do not settle for half of his heart because you are convinced you are unworthy of the whole thing.

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He was a storm. That’s the best way to describe him. He came into your life with the gale force passion, your whole heart was his from the moment you two decided this was it.

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Bringing your cleavage to the party. Your S.O might appreciate it but their parents won’t.

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Gaslighting is perhaps one of the most insidious manipulative tactics out there because it works to distort and erode your sense of reality; it eats away at your ability to trust yourself and inevitably disables you from feeling justified in calling out abuse and mistreatment.

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Did he hate me because he started seeing all those jiggly thighs and cellulite whenever I went out wearing shorts and dresses? Was I not good enough because he saw all the back fat and flabs whenever he started pulling my shirt up?

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We lose the personal touches in getting to know someone, meeting them face to face. You can spend entire days sending photos and texts, calls and Skype conversations, without having ANY human contact.

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You have a ton of really nice furniture and you love to make people feel inadequate, so maybe in another life we could have dated for a few months.

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Must make you feel self-conscious about your food consumption by asking you things like, “Are you really going to eat all that?”

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It’s no fun telling the Dunkin Donuts employee she makes a “damn fine cup of coffee” when all she does is give me a blank stare back.