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“‘Guess what?’
‘What?’
‘Good guess.’”

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Q: What do you say when you don’t want to go to yoga?
A: Namaste at home.

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“Let’s run away and get married!”
“I’m sorry…but I cantaloupe.”

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This is a definitive list of the best jokes humanity has ever made about CAPITAL letters.

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Sometimes the silliest jokes are the funniest.

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A stinky man walks into a bar. Unfortunately it isn’t of soap.