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The first problem
is that we are at Tony Roma’s.
Don’t get me wrong,
I will eat the fuck out of some ribs,
but every person in this room
looks exactly like my dad

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You drunk-dialed me less than an hour after the date. Isn’t there like a 3 day rule for drunk dials?

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Unless you’re doing this because you eventually want to send me an “in a relationship” request, don’t friend me. I’ve had this happen recently, more than once, and I initially thought “that’s a sign, right? He wants to get to know me better.”

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“I’m only going out with you because I’m bored.”

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