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This whole failing at dating thing is starting to get to me. I’m beginning to think there’s something wrong with me.

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I felt fetishized and objectified. Even though I had taken a shower before I came over, I felt like I could use another two.

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We hit it off immediately. Me being a somewhat accomplished college graduate and radio personality…and him an ex-felon still living at home with his mom.

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4. A guy I’d gone on several dates with stopped contacting me after going to my birthday party. Five days later, I text a “?” and eventually, “Is this over?” To which he replied, “I guess so since you seem upset.”

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It turns out the worst part of being on television and given the title of The Worst Dater in Illinois is that it might be true.