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What woman doesn’t pray for a There’s Something About Mary zipper episode for her ex?

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You have to ignore the shit out of your ex for at least six months.

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A communicative, concrete breakup as early as possible is the best for everyone.

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Do you feel like you’re carrying the relationship? Are you the one always reaching out? Making plans? Showing affection? Sharing stories? Geeze. You must be exhausted.

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Don’t live your life through your social media feed. Learn to enjoy what’s real and out there right now.

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By holding on to hurt and upset, the only person we’re really hurting is ourselves.

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It’s that I do.

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You live together and share every single part of your lives. What the absolute fuck are you supposed to do now?

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This is where I leave your secretiveness and your inability to say how you feel. Your disregard for my emotions, and the disrespect towards my persona. This is where I leave our chemistry.

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I don’t forgive you. I thought I did, but I don’t.